Monday, October 27, 2003

To blog or not to blog: the neo-dog & meta-pony show


Is it just a coincidence that the popularity of web logs has exploded just before Google’s IPO? If you owned a company and wanted to increase its (perceived) value, what kind of things would you do just before you sold it? Here’s a list of Ten Not so radical things about the Weblog Form of stock promotion:


  1. absorb any upstream tech suppliers that will increase the real or perceived size of the user base.


  2. set up a mechanism that self-selects and then ranks users into economically discriminating special interest groups.


  3. encourage early adopters by rewarding them with a 'higher' ranking status (see gold card effect, circa 1980s).


  4. give away this 'access-to-status' and call it an economic gift to a neo-egalitarian society.


  5. find third party experts, like university professors, to promote and teach this usury-free 'revolution'.


  6. find a self-promoting champion with a really big ego and keep his or her feed bagwidth full.


  7. adjust your ranking system to promote egalitarian usage; more is synonymous with better.


  8. enlist historians to muse over a long, storied - and thus inevitable history; archive, archive, archive.


  9. call your stock promoters: new age journalist.


  10. avoid the word 'pyramid' at all cost; pretend having an audience of semantic consumers is actually a bad thing.


(Bonus points awarded for leaving Trojans for future 'audits')